Sunday giggles

First Giggle:

This morning, out of what seemed like nowhere, Mike announced "They might be all white and spotted, but they don't stink nearly as much as they used to."

All I could do was laugh and ask, "What in heck are you talking about!?"

He started to laugh to as he realized he was continuing a former observation in his head that we had made earlier about the dishes and how they were coming out of the dishwasher. He only vocalized that last sentence.

Taken out of context, that sentence alone was funny enough to give us our first Sunday giggle.


Second Giggle: Jack fell asleep in Mike's arms during Sacrament meeting. We decided make a space so Jack could lay on the bench. The girls and I scooted and Mike put sleeping Jack down.
For some reason it made me giggle to know that the only thing the rest of the ward could see was Mike sitting three feet away from the rest of his family. I wondered if they thought we weren't getting along so well that day.

Third Giggle:
Annie asked what college was. That queston started a whole family discussion about growing up and moving out. At one point Ellie got a worried look on her face and asked, "So, will we like have to pay for our own lunches?"
"Yes, and your own apartment, tuition, books, clothes, and bills."
"Ok.....so....wait...., how much do you think lunch will cost?"

Fourth Giggle:
Mike walking out of the bathroom says, "We need to buy more Raisin Bran"
Oh, that made me giggle.

Fifth Giggle:
On the way home from Church we were talking about crying. Annie told me that she has only seem me cry once.

"You were wiping a bugar off the wall, and said something about having a major Milk down."

(I have no recollection of this event....but hey, I was in the middle of a MILK down so I may have blocked it out) giggle giggle giggle.

A Riddle to start your day.

Question: What is usually Jack....Occasionally Mike....Never Casie (anymore)...started out as Annie last night...and ended up as Ellie....and is made of cement?


Do you give up?


Answer: (I wish I could write this upside down, but oh well..) The person sleeping RIGHT next to me in bed. (I just threw in the cement part to make it hard)

We should just turn on some music and hand out prizes for our game of musical beds.

It begins tonight.

"Cultivate and be where the Spirit of the Lord is. Make sure that includes your own home or apartment, dictating the kind of art, music, and literature you keep there."

Jeffery R. Holland


Looks like it's Little House on the Prairie re-runs for the Beardens from here on out.



I was going to end the post there, but I wanted to publicly declare on paper that I will not be watching the show Glee anymore. Seriously, the fun music can no longer justify the smut. And I BEG anyone who let's their kids watch it to STOP!!!!

Church Bags

The girls got these adorable church bags for Easter. On Monday we decorated some notebooks to go along with them. I told the girls that the notebooks weren't for drawing in, but for writing down the inspirations they feel during church, or when they are reading their scriptures. It's been amazing to see how excited they've become about scripture reading since getting their notebooks. I love seeing Ellie write God loves me in her notebook. I loved Annie's list of how to choose the right. I love that Casie is writing down the scripture references that go along with her thoughts. And ok....I love how the books and notebooks match each other. Who says spirituality has to be bland. :-) Now I'm off to the store to buy matching dresses....just kidding.

Who needs brains when you've got beauty?

Ellie got her first (of many?) modeling jobs! My ultra-talented friend and photographer Jill asked Ellie to come and model some baptism dresses for a store called White Elegance. Ellie loved getting make up on and being the center of attention. :-) She loved the gorgeous dresses she got to model (around 15 of them) and we both loved the fact that she got paid $125! Sweet! We gave her $20 (so she will only spend $20 on candy instead of $125) and plan to spend the rest on some new summer clothes for her. Thanks again for giving us such a fun opportunity Jill!!

Oh, and Ellie is VERY smart as well, so she's got the brains too. :-)

The quiet game

Yesterday I was trying to concentrate on something...I don't remember what it was, but I do remember Ellie was jabbering non-stop. I asked her to be quiet for a few seconds So I could think about what I was doing. Here was her response.

"Ok Mom, we will play the quiet game. One, two, three, start....wait, I mean I will play the quiet game. It's fine if you talk. You won't be out. Ok, one, two, three start...wait, pause the game... So Mom, let's say if I talk during the quiet game, I have to be quiet for 5 more minutes ok?...Ok so, one, two, three start....wait, pause the game..........can I cough?"

By this time I was done with whatever it was I was doing.

Bad day

Today I had one of those days. You know the days when my kids are acting normal, but they still annoy me somehow. When nothing sounds exciting. When I have to FORCE myself to set food before my family...(not cook it, or serve it, but just set it out on the counter and say..eat) When I should be doing something productive but can't summon the desire to do it....uhgg. I am glad I don't feel this way very often. After contemplating why I am feeling this way, I have come up with this list of reasons.

*Although I felt so inspired and uplifted during conference, it also brought me to the realization that I am VERY far from where I need to be. I am not like the amazing mothers that were spoken of during conference. I am not patient. I am not always a good example for my daughters to look at. I fail in many ways. It's overwhelming to realize how much I need to work on.

* After weighing myself I realized that I MUST stop eating like a pig. Somehow this realization depresses me. I enjoy eating like a pig. I love food. I love feeling full. I love dessert. The thought of living life on a limited diet makes me grumpy.

* That stinking scale also made me realize that I need to exercise....that too makes me grumpy. Where is the time for that? Where is the energy for that? I hate all the exercise in the whole world.

* Another prompting from Conference is that I really need to stop watching all the crap on TV that I have allowed myself to watch. This is one of those pet sins that I am having a hard time parting with. Satan is so good at making the dramatization of wrong choices being made by others so entertaining to watch! Now what will I look forward to at the end of a long day? BLAHHH!!!

Side by side, but worlds apart...

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!".....Jack had the toy hammer.

Right next to pounding Jack sits Annie in a make believe world of her own.

"Oh Dad, I'm sorry I ran away...I promise I won't do it again."

" It's OK sweetie".

Annie was acting out this drama with the toy screw driver(The Dad) and a small plastic screw. (The sweetie)

Cambell's new Spokes baby? and DRAMA!

So is "Mmmm, good." a sentence? If so, Jack said his first sentence yesterday :-)

In other news, Casie is having drama with a friend of hers. Not a day goes by that she doesn't come home and tell me something that bothered her. I told her to write the girl a letter, even if she never gave it to her, explaining how their friendship could be better. She ended up writing a huge long letter and said she felt better afterwards. Ellie, who watches with eager eyes to the workings of her older sister, apparently wanted in on the letter action. I found this letter in her room this morning.

Love Ellie (?)
If you be mean agen Ellies sis will tell you to not be mean to me so STOP IT HALYE!! Say somthng back to me. And im seeris. (serious) Im waching you at resses.

I shouldn't laugh, but I did. What was up with the creepy threat at the end? Oh the drama of having girls!

Why I love Sunday's

#1 We get to go to Church. Even though it takes some doin' to get everyone there, I always feel the Spirit and enjoy being with my ward.

#2 Ward Choir practice. I love to lead the choir! I didn't think I would enjoy this calling, but it has turned out to be one of my all time fav callings. I love choosing the music. I love hearing it come together and the members of the choir are so much fun to be around. It's like a little party every Sunday. :-)

#3 Sunday naps! I love 11:00 church for many reasons, but the best part is the window it provides for a nice long nap. We come home, we do choir practice, we put Jack down, turn on home videos for the girls, and Mike and I check out for about 2 hours. It is bliss.

#4 Family Game night. This is something we started a couple of months ago and it has turned out to be the best part of the week. I love Sunday game night partly because there's none of the pressure that comes from Monday night FHE..(Sit down, stay still, shut up and feel the Spirit!") Just good ol' family games. It's great. Tonight we played Scattagories, and a "fill in the blank" type game Casie learned at school. When the Bearden family plays a game like that you can be certain that poo will be talked about and laughed about in great proportions. And it was. (such potty mouths I'm raising!...and married to,...and am.) Tonight we also got a good laugh during Scattagories because Ellie thought Pickles would be a good name for a dog. We all found that to be hilarious. Mike even toyed with the idea of lifting his ban on pets, just so we could name one Pickles.

#5 Knowing that the next day is Monday. I know that Monday has a bad rap, but I love the beginning of a new week. It's my chance to do a little better than I did the week before. For some reason I get more done on Monday than I do on any other day of the week. Maybe if we had a Sunday every other day, the rest of the week would be just a productive. :-)

Quote of the week

Casie: (calling me and Mike while we were on a date) "Mom, Jack pooped."
Mom:" Well, I guess you'll have to change him."
Casie: "I did....it was horrifying."

Cooking with Jack

What's New

This evening our Home teachers came to visit. Not only did they bring some yummy sugar cookies, and captivate our children with a story about Heavenly Father helping them stand up to a bully, (we love our HT) but they also asked each of our kids what was new in their lives. Here are the "new" things our girls chose to share with our home teachers.





Casie:

* I got a new ipod!!! (Mom clears her throat...)

* I mean...WE got a new ipod. (Casie and I both went in on it, but she is having a hard time remembering that we both own it.)





Annie:

*I sold one of my art pieces

*I would like to sell more of my art pieces

*Here are some of my art pieces for you to look at



Ellie:

*I started taking tumbling and hip-hop classes

*I like hip-hop more than tumbling

* My tumbling teacher is mean

*I get to wear baggy clothes for hip-hop and tight clothes for tumbling

*My tumbling leotard gives me marvins

Because Jack both lacks the vocabulary and was too busy toddling around getting sugar cookie goo all over the couch, he wasn't able to tell our home teachers what is new in his life, so allow me:

*He started nursery and loves it! (In the mean time his parents who anxiously counted down to this event, spend most of their class time peeking through the nursery window. He's fine, but we get such a kick out of watching our baby (our tinsy, tiny BABY) sitting in a big boy chair doing wheels on the bus and dipping gold fish crackers in water.) (At one point we grabbed Annie, who was walking by with her class, and told her to look at how cute he was. We all laughed.)

* He's also been teething for the last month (at least I keep telling myself that that is why he hasn't been sleeping very well.) He went from having four teeth to 10 in four weeks. Wouldn't that wake ME up?? I think it would. (yet bringing him into my bed somehow magically makes the teething pain go away...hmmm)

* He is starting to talk a lot.

* He LOVES going outside. He's so lucky to have AWESOME sisters whom are always willing to take their baby brother out for a swing or slide.

This was my attempt to get back at Mike for all the faces he's pulled in our past photo's. Ya, I know...probably should have kept the nostril flaring and eye bulging to myself. But on the bright side, I was happy to see that cute little Jack made it into our photo shoot. Do you see him in the mirror on top of my head?

Mike and I are doing great. Nothing new like marvins or drawings or ipods, (wait..I think I do have an ipod, but I haven't listened to it yet..:), but we are happy. We are in love and we love our family. And seriously, I think he is a babe. I am thinking about asking him to go with me.

I am very blessed and am grateful for everything that I have.

The first Cheese Dogs of Spring

What is it about the smell of fire, the taste of hot dogs and the sticky fingers from smores that binds a family together?

Jack loved the fire. He kept pointing and whispering.."hot...hot...hot"

The BEST part about having a cook out in our back yard is that we all showered and went to sleep in our own beds after it was over!

the kitchen needs a moppin'.

I've got to do some shoppin'

The laundry needs a foldin'

(at least that's what I'm toldin')...."Mom!" I don't have anything to wear!!"

My bed it needs a makin'

Some dinner needs a bakin'

The toilets need some scrubin'

The husband needs some lovin'

The children start to wonderin'

Where is their mother dear???

But heck...

They could be sick or sleepin'

They could be down right bleedin'

But since I picked up this here book

all I've done is readin'........ and readin' and readin'

Ah...I love a good book.

Going once...going twice....

Come on people...you know you want to pay some big money for these Annie originals!!

This Elephant was Annie's first time using Charcoal as a medium.

Mike named this picture, "Girl who just broke up with her boyfriend." Maximize the picture and look at her face. She does look a bit distraught. While you have it zoomed in, take a look at all the details! The shadowing, the knuckles, the swing of the pants. Annie the Amazing strikes again. :-) (The flower clip in the girls hair was not in the original that Annie was looking at. She added that herself. That's my girl. :-)

Annie told me that while she was drawing the lady walking, she got very frustrated. She was having a hard time getting the hair just right. She explained how she felt her throat getting really tight and she had to walk away from her work for a little while. Then she calmed down and decided to start in a different place. (the feet) What a sweet girl. And what a good lesson for her to learn.

Let me hear a woot woot....

Yes, the prodigal camera has returned. There was much rejoicing, and merriment. We even slayed the fatted pig. It was fun up until the blender stormed off claiming, "I've been the good guy!"

So let me start off this post by giving a huge shout out to all the friends and family who supported Mike this weekend. Thirty five people came to see him suck his thumb and snuggle a blue blanket as he lisped his way through Your a Good Man Charlie Brown. (...he was Linus..duh) He did such a great job! EVERY conversation I have had with the director has been FILLED with accolades for Mike. She loved working with him and went on and on about his talent...(tell me something I don't know. hee hee) So, THANKS family and friends for coming to see the show.

Mindy and Kyles family were among the show goers this week. They stayed with us that night and all the next day. My kids LOVE it when their cousins come. We even checked Casie out of school early so she could spend more time with them. They had a blast.

Jack especially loves Aunt Mindy. She is so good with babies and they all seem to love her too. Here they are after reading a book before bed. Jack got a little curious about the ball on Mindy's necklace. (sigh....we won't mention the crying he did when we put him in bed after this picture was taken....that's a whole different post.)

These next two photo's are just me having fun with photoshop. :-)

But while we have this picture up...look at my gorgeous niece! It's so amazing how much she looks like Mindy. (Casie you are gorgeous too...)

This was the FIRST picture I took with my newly restored camera. Even though it looks like we are in a psychedelic 4th dimension,... we are actually in the parking lot of Best Buy.

I couldn't WAIT to start snapping pictures of little J. Just so you know, I am in LOVE with this little guy!!!!! Even though lately he wakes up almost a million times a night, I still scoop him up in the morning and love every minute of him!!! I mean, come on...look at those eyes and little chip monk teeth. IRRESISTIBLE!!!

When you sleep with frogs...

Annie has a monstrous wart on her right index finger. Through an email from my Mother-in-law, (you know, the one's her sons delete without even reading) we learned that banana peels can get rid of warts. So last night I used electrician tape (don't judge) to wrap Annie's wart with a banana peel. This is the witty conversation that followed:

Me: OK Annie, you now have a nice big bandaid on your finger.

Annie: (without missing a beat) Actually Mom, it's a Banandaid.

We both laughed.

I don't have a picture of the wart, the electrician tape, or the Banandaid because my camera is STILL not back. But rest assured the wart is big, the tape was silly, and Annie is adorable. :-)

Last group photo....

A couple of months ago when I was posting about our trip to SC with Voice Male, I saw this picture and thought I looked goofy in it... I decided not to put it on my blog. While looking through some pictures last night I found it again. We didn't know at the time that this would be our last "family" picture with Phil in it. Now I love this picture and am grateful to have it.

Although the Willson's didn't make the final crop...they actually were in the picture too.

Maybe having my camera back would help.....

My camera is still in the hospital. :-( Maybe that's the reason I haven't posted for a while.