When wondering what to be for Halloween....a pumpkin is the only thing that comes to mind.
When a driver slows down for you to walk across the road, you can't help but wonder if they are doing it more for their car.
When you start getting asked when your due date is, and people are surprised it's so far off.
When you seriously consider telling strangers that you are due in a week.
When your very neglected piggies, turn into your very neglected sausage links. (...and
this little Jimmy Dean went wee wee wee all the way home)
When other women give you sympathetic looks, Men don't look at you at ALL, and two year
olds look at you and shout, "Ball!" "Ball!"
When you can't bend over to pick something up without grunting...(I have to consciously focus on NOT grunting if I want to control it)
When you try to give your two year old a learning experience everyday...because you know that shortly you will let him watch hours and hours of TV once the new baby comes.
When you still feel somewhat like a trophy wife....only it's a bowling trophy.
When you commit to slow down your weight gain, but then deflate as you realize you still have Halloween, Thanksgiving AND Christmas before you are due.
When you can usually get a foot or back rub from your children and husband with out much begging.
Bust mostly...Two months seems far too long to wait to meet and hold the little bundle that has been doing Olympic quality gymnastics inside of you for the past seven months.